Politics Joke: 1
| Working With The FBI
The phone rings at FBI headquarters.
"Hello, is this the FBI?"
"Yes. What do you want?"
"I'm calling to report my neighbor Adrian Thibodeaux! He is
hiding marijuana inside his firewood."
"Thank you very much for the call, sir."
The next day, the FBI agents descend on Thibodeaux's house. They
search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust
open every piece of wood, but find no marijuana. They swear at
Thibodeaux and leave.
The phone rings at Thibodeaux's house.
"Hey, Adrian! Did the FBI come?"
"Did they chop your firewood?"
"Great, now it's your turn to call. I need my garden plowed."
Politics Joke: 2
Saddam Hussein calls President Clinton and tells him, "Bill, I had a
wonderful dream last night. I could see America, the whole beautiful
country, and on each house I saw a banner."
"What did it say on the banners?" Clinton asks.
Saddam replies, "Allah is god, god is Allah."
Clinton says, "You know, Saddam, I am really happy you called. Last night
I had a similar dream. I could see all of Baghdad, and it was more
beautiful than ever. It had been rebuilt completely, and on each house
flew an enormous banner."
"What could you see on the banners?" Saddam asks.
Clinton replies, "I don't know. I can't read Hebrew."
Politics Joke: 3
Did you hear the latest theory about Monica Lewinsky?
It may never be proven but they think she may be the
youngest woman to have ever held the Presidency.
Politics Joke: 4
The FBI finally came back with the DNA results.
Clinton was a perfect match.
So was all of Arkansas.
Politics Joke: 5
What does Ted Kennedy have that Bill Clinton wishes he had??
An ex-wife and a dead girl friend.
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